Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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