...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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