just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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