OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
