i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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