i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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