Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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