ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So much Jack, so little girl.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
