Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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