you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
And then he peed in my hair
I see more hoeing in ur future
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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