BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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