I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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