1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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