dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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