3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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