I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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