she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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