what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
birth control should be required to get into college
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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