Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
