so explain again why im purple
no
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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