Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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