he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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