so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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