Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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