an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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