Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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