your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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