Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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