I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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