Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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