Where is the hickey?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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