Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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