Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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