Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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