remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
