Banned from zoo.
Again?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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