this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize