he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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