: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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