You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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