Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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