I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
