I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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