How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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