ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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