Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just found puke in my bra..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
