He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just threw up on my dentist
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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