listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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