Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Never underestimate the power of titties
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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