I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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