I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Will exercising make me less horny?
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