I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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